THE QUEER MESSIAH

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

WTF is a 'well meaning troll'? Oh! Fol de rol you wanker David Wade. LOL.

Bizarre event on my Facebook event: the online launch of SEX WITH STRANGERS

'Too funny- a total luddite plonker has just posted this. LOL.
With such self importance he is throwing his sad toys out of the pram.
Oh give me a break from such idiocy.
NOTHING I am doing, by way of networking, is in contravention of Facebook rules.

Facebook is not your personal front-room it is a social networking site so wise-up.

There are many variants of FB settings and it is beholden on each of us on there to adjust them to suit our personal preferences.

With these facilities at our disposal there is no excuse whatsoever for firing off like this angry little wart.

And he calls me a well meaning troll!! Hilarious. Does such a thing exist? Maybe in his twisted attitude it actually does. LOL.

Read this remarkable 'erudite' comment:-

"David Wade-

Fucking stop inviting me to these fucking groups!
I've unfreinded you in the past, and the motherfucker FB is being difficult for me to do so again! You're a troll as far as I can tell, well meaning as you may be, but enough is fucking enough! Good luck, and if this shit gives me the chance, good fucking riddance!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I readily, just for the entertainment of it, repeat this FB thread:-

'Chris Madoch-

'Yes you plonkers- if you are going to be a lying delusional pratt PLEASE leave behind the sheer arrogance of believing you will actually pull it off. Many of us remain perceptive enough to see right through your comedy of errors and we are not in the least terrorised by it. Shit is shit and it just needs disposing of properly. In my memory I have a fully functioning rest room and I have just pulled the chain on you. LOL.' CM

Mike Knowles-

You really must try not to make people jealous of you! This is why I practice modesty. LOL.

Chris Madoch-

'I would ignore them totally my dear compadre BUT there are days when coming on to FB is like walking through a cloud of thunderflies in summer. In some danger of being bitten one has to strike out with the ruffled parasol. LOL. And I am almost Buddhist and therefore should be kind to all creatures. BUT- I am ALMOST Buddhist, not quit there. Ha ha. My failings are legend to me.' CM

Mike Knowles-

You're right. There are times when I, too, find myself lashing out at some idiot!'

OLA! Who is David Wade anyway: [FB lists hundreds of David Wades] I have absolutely no idea, nor do I want to.

He has delivered his profane c.v. to me and the job is not his. LOL.

'Excommunicate the felon immediately!!!'

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Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

Lordy lordy save me from such nobs.' CM

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

NIGGA I's AS HAPPY AS A PIG IN SHIT- video performance by CHRIS MADOCH

SEX WITH STRANGERS [18] by Chris Madoch: A free-to-read illustrated website book of short fiction for adults.

SEX WITH STRANGERS by CHRIS MADOCH free-to-read website book for adults.

http://madoch-s-sex-with-strangers.webnode.com/

BONUS STORIES with the website book SEX WITH STRANGERS

Sexy. Savagely ironic- enormously hard-hitting. Madoch is always inspired by his darker personal experiences which he deftly employs to create an excoriating fiction which holds up an accusing mirror to the massive ponds of bigots and hypocrites. Totally a must read for virgins and Satyriasis soaked fiends alike.

Read his free-to-read bonus story CUED BY ONEROUS ROOKS

http://madoch-s-sex-with-strangers.webnode.com/blog/bonus-stories/

HAVE A GREAT DAY Mister Gay Adult [18+]

Well if you didn't enjoy the pics you should not be here.

So BEGONE you curious plank. LOL.

Monday, 5 August 2013

SEX WITH STRANGERS- free-to-read website book by Chris Madoch. Adults only.

'Thank you to the 271 Facebook users who have already 'liked' this website book project. That is enormously kind of you and it is deeply appreciated. ♥ What would be good is if you could leave a comment AND, if you really appreciate the work here, go on to recommend it to your Facebook contacts. That would be brilliant.

I am still hoping for an offer from a land-based publisher of merit that is properly unafraid of adult content. I am currently very loathe to use vanity publishing or barely disguised self-publishing outfits.

There is an added feature here- the BONUS STORIES. Check out the deeply ironic CUED BY ONEROUS ROOKS.

'Of the latest short story 'CUED BY ONEROUS ROOKS' the hard to please Mike Knowles wrote...

"What a paradox! A beautiful piece of writing that’s utterly devoid of what is traditionally regarded as beautiful. Excellent! Hits you like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I imagine a number of writers have been likened to Burroughs. The genius who stripped the saccharine concept of society bare to reveal the festering sores underneath. Well, Madoch should be at the top of the list."

Do check out the quotes from other writers and publishers who unreservedly recommend this collection to you'.

Thank you again for reading online.' CM ♥.

http://madoch-s-sex-with-strangers.webnode.com/

Artwork: Illustration by CM from SEX WITH STRANGERS

BAXTOR BLUE-EYE..Germany's latest great singer/crooner. Uber handsome.

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GAY MANFAN MANN's 'CLUB DES HOMMES' on Facebook.

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Monday, 14 January 2013

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Friday, 11 January 2013

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Thursday, 10 January 2013

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HAVING A LAUGH

‎'Put your hands up any heteros in the house. Ah bless. Now put your fists up any gays in the house! Wow! That's more like it- marvellous. I've got this day job, a nice little earner- sales rep for KY Jelly. Look- I know it's a stretch madam but this is supposed to be a laugh. Don't tell me your self-lubricating you're in the OAP seats.' CM

'The fossil stand-up with a walking frame, John Rivers- who thinks jewellery should yell CHEAP louder than fucking canaries on acid said of Yoko Ono- if she found her floating in her pool then she'd punish her dog. I knew that heartless bitch could be cruel to dogs.' CM

THE RUMOUR-MONGERS TONGUE LASHING NEWS DESK

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS Such are the demands of Hollywood that Lily Collins has to continue to pretend that her former relationship with JCB is in fact alive. A little bird tells me it as a dead as a DODO which was a very big bird indeed. Ha. Just like the writer of Mortal Instruments. Believe me the best thing about this movie franchise will be LILY COLLINS who has just delivered the performance of her life in the soon to be released LOVE ROSIE. An Oscar nomination beckons I reckon. And yes, I am in a position to know. THE NEXT LAME DEVELOPMENT IN SELF-PUBLISHING Saddo outfits such as the much fanned ONEIROS BOOKS actually self-publish authors who are too cowardly, lazy, lousy or inept to self-publish themselves. HILARIOUS. Of course you have to get through the onerous filtering processes. Licking arse helps. Judging by this house's nauseatingly variable standard of output the filters in place are utterly worthless. The poetry editor has no understanding of POETRY per se and is a piss-poor poet by any standard. They openly applaud themselves for being revolutionary. Pathetic. They are but a further evolution of the self-affirmation model and the modernly sociopathic ego. Steer clear. Do not indulge their risible waste of tree.

QUEER MESSIAH BANNED PLAYER

VERY PISSED OFF

'FOOTBALL- lets be deliciously contentious. LOL. Football. Duh! The main event has not even started yet and its all become as boring as hell is to hellraising football hooligans even. WTF!!

Men's football is THE 'sport' I am sounding off about [Women's 'FOOTBALL' is an altogether different 'sport'. An altogether different argument.] and the UK Premiership in particular.
In that lauded league there is NO 'sport'. It is purely puerile business and it should be of no interest to anyone except hoodwinked capitalist pratts. BUT the airwaves are all awash with football news- none of which is meritoriously newsworthy.
Premiership footballers are cash cows- slaves to filthy lucre. End of. Wasting one second of your time in support of them and paying Premiership prices to see them is an idiotic phenomenon of our times. Mankind is truly diminished by it. We should hang our heads in shame.

I want to vomit every time I hear the phrase- 'the club is bigger than the player.' What sentimental ROT.
ALL of the major clubs in the UK have utterly lost their way and why they still have fans is a massive transparent hypocrisy- the biggest own goal in GB social history.
NEVER has such a plainly corrupt system been so overdue for total reconstruction from the grass roots to the top of the tree. It is shit riddled and the stench of criminal activity within it is unbearable.

Team GB is begging to be created- fuck parochial localities, the country does not have the numbers to support such archaic twattery. There is no level football pitch globally, the UK is hugely disadvantaged and it is plain that we shall never win the World Cup ever again.

Restrict overseas players to no more than 10% of any squad. Positively discriminate in favour of British BORN footballers as a matter of LAW.

Whenever, in the future, a club comes up for sale- make it LAW that the future buyer has to be BRITISH and that the fans of the club have an entitlement to share ownership.
Cap ground entrance fees and annual subscriptions.
Young people under 16 always get into grounds free.
Cap players weekly take and transfer fees.
Make players contracts unerring and identical.
Dismantle the system of transfer windows.
Award points for a team's fairplay week on week in all domestic matches and aggregate these points with points won in the league.
Prise SKY from their vice-like grip on the screening of games. It is palpably unfair and exists in opposition to the principles of free market capitalism. SKY and the Murdoch empire have been corruptly advantaged.

AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS! I can already sense the lost respect for the ugly game returning. Yay!' CM

VERY PISSED OFF 2

'A lady left a rather strange comment on my website book- all the more strange because she described herself as a 'star commenter'. Never knew such persons existed. LOL. BUT she needed to be replied to and here it is:-

"Dear Stephanie Nichole Davis- well, sure thing! For you.

My favourite people who draw the line are ARTISTS. When they cross it they do so with creative freedom without which their art would be tainted by bigotry. I happen to venture, when I am able, to say that Harry Potter et al are nothing short of very banal mental pornographies- but I would never constrain their right to exist.

You must be eminently singular if you can be sure that you could never care less what consenting adults do in private. The human being is nothing if not hugely curious. How did you escape?

The subtext of my whole collection is to illustrate the myths of our moral pretentiousness and to go where Lyall Watson's book Dark Nature made me dig for the recent artifacts of gross hypocrisy.

Rape has existed since the beginning of time- clearly GOD bod has allowed it to be so. I am not saying that I approve of it or seek to publicise it gratuitously BUT there it is, we have not yet found a way to rid ourselves of its horrors. And I am not one to let that go.
The same would hold true for beastiality and the employ of children for carnal pleasure or, indeed, cheap labour.
These things are very ancient practice and persist in being omnipresent regardless of our ridiculous posturing.

Fine literature and art has this important role to play in holding up mirrors to our ego tainted selves. I am in the service of that function. I seem to be succeeding for the majority of those who visit here and set to reading.

Like you I walk into bookshops groaning with new releases and exercise my freedom of choice. I do not expect for one second that ALL COMERS should like MY book. When I buy a book I do not have the time to waste on making apologies for myself rejecting all those other volumes.

My guess is, from what you have commented in the guise of a 'Top Commentator', that you have not read this work sufficiently well to reach any profound understanding of it. So be it.

To attempt any criticism of its existence based on your own pre-conceptions and subjective belief system is sheer folly and I would never stoop to such a thing. I am not that fond of making such a fool of myself in public.

You go ahead and read what pleases YOU. I have no problem with that whatsoever and never have.

Regards. CM"

Mmm. Yes I take my work far more seriously than I take myself. LOL.' CM

See for yourself at

http://madoch-s-sex-with-strangers.webnode.com/

VERY PISSED OFF 3

'My Achilles heel remains those reprehensible people who break promises, worse if they have made them in public, worst of all if they have made them very widespread and in some sense embroiled me without my prior approval.

It seems we live in an age when a promise, a vow or even a contractual obligation can be viewed as non-binding and that the responsibilities inherent in them can be binned as nothing more than trifles.

Not in MY world.

I am wired to practice personal integrity.

I think rather cool but somewhat old school.' CM

LISTS

LIST OF FAMOUS HOMOSEXUALS

Alexander the Great Macedonian Ruler, 300 B.C.
Socrates Greek Philosopher, 400 B.C.
Sappho Greek Woman Poet, 600 B.C.
Hadrian Roman Emperor, 1st-2nd c.
Richard the Lionhearted English King, 12th c.
Saladin Sultan of Egypt and Syria
Desidertus Erasmus Dutch Monk, Philosopher
Francis Bacon English statesman, author
Frederick the Great King of Prussia
Lord Byron English poet, 18th c.
Walt Whitman U.S. poet, author, 19th c.
Oscar Wilde Irish author, 19th c.
Marcel Proust French author, 20th c.
Colette French author, 20th c.
Gertrude Stein U.S. poet, author, 20th c.
Alice B. Toklas U.S. author, 20th c.
Federico Garcia Lorca Spanish author, 20th c.
Cole Porter U.S. composer, 20th c.
Virginia Woolf English author, 20th c.
Leonard Bernstein U.S. composer, 20th c.
Pope Julius III 1550-1555
T.E. Lawrence English soldier, author, 20th c.
Jean Cocteau French writer, director, 20th c.
Charles Laughton English actor, 20th c.
Marguerite Yourcenar Belgian author, 20th c.
Tennessee Williams U.S. Playwright, 20th c.
James Baldwin U.S. author, 20th c.
Andy Warhol U.S. artist, 20th c.
Michelangelo Italian artist, 15th c.
Leonardo Da Vinci Ital. Artist, scientist, 15th c.
Christopher Marlowe Eng. Playwright, 16th c.
Herman Melville U.S. author, 19th c.
Horatio Alger, Jr. U.S. author, 19th c.
Tchaikovsky Russian composer, 19th c.
Willa Gather U.S. author, 19th c.
Amy Lowelt U.S. author, 19th & 20th c.
E.M. Forster English author, 20th c.
John M. Keynes English economist, 20th c.
Ludwig Wittgenstein Australian mathematician, 20th c.
Bessie Smith U.S. singer, 20th c.
Noel Coward English playwright, 20th c.
Christopher Isherwood English author, 20th c.
Pier Paolo Pasolini Italian film director, 20th c.
Yukio Mishima Japanese author, 20th c.
Eleanor Roosevelt U.S. stateswoman, 20th c.
Julius Caesar Roman Emperor, 100-44 B.C.
Augustus Caesar Roman Emperor
Harvey Milk U.S. politician, 20th c.
Bayard Rustin U.S. Civil Rights activist, 20th c.
James I English King, 16th-17th c.
Queen Anne English Queen, 18th c.
Marie Antoinette French Empress, 18th c.
Melissa Etheridge U.S. Rock Star, 20th c.
Pope Benedict IX 1032-1044
Mary Sarton U.S. author, 20th c.
Edna Perber U.S. author, 20th c.
Elton John English Rock Star, 20th c.
Margaret Puller U.S. writer, educator, 20th c.
Montezuma II Aztec ruler, 16th c.
Peter the Great Russian Czar, 17th-18th c.
Langston Hughes U.S. author, 20th c.
Pope John XII 955-964
Madame de Stael French writer, 17th-18th c.
Martina Navratilova U.S. tennis star, 20th c.
Greg Louganis U.S. Olympic swimmer, 20th c.
Billie Jean King U.S. tennis star, 20th c.
Roberta Achtenburg U.S. politician, 20th c.
Barney Franks U.S. Congressman, 20th c.
Gerry Studds U.S. Congressman, 20th c.
Hans Christian Anderson Danish author, 19th c.
Tom Dooley U.S. M.D. missionary, 20th c.
J. Edgar Hoover U.S. director of the FBI., 20th c.
Frida Kahlo Mexican artist, 20th c.
Suleiman the Magnificent Ottoman ruler, 15th c.
Rock Hudson U.S. actor, 20th c.
Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz Mexican author, 16th c.
Ralph Waldo Emerson U.S. author, 19th c.
Candace Gingrich Gay Rights activist, 20th c.
Margaret Cammemeyer U.S. Army Colonel, 20th c.
Zoe Dunning U.S. Military Reservist, 20th c.
Tom Waddel U.S. M.D., Olympic star, 20th c.
Kate Millet U.S. author, 20th c.
Janis Joplin U.S. singer, 20th c.
Rudolf Nuryev Russian dancer, 20th c.
Waslaw Nijinsky Russian dancer, 20th c.
Ernst Röhm German Nazi leader, 20th c.
Dag Hammerskjold Swedish UN Secretary, 209th c.
Aristotle Greek philosopher, 384-322 B.C.
Paula Gunn Alien Native American author, 20th c.
Angela Davis U.S. political activist, 20th c.
June Jordan U.S. author, activist, 20th c.
Rainer Maria Rilke German poet, 20th c.
James Dean U.S. actor, 20th c.
Montgomery Cliff U.S. actor, 20th c.
Baron VonSteuben German General, Valley Forge
Edward II English King, 14th c.

LIST OF PENIS NAMES

• blue-veined junket pumper • boner • cock • dick • ding dong • dipstick • dong • dork • doughnut holder • firm worm • free willy • goober • hairy bagpipes • hang down • hard on • John Thomas • joy stick • knob • love muscle • love stick • love truncheon • male organ • meat • meat whistle • member • organic dildo • ol' one-eye • one-eyed trouser snake • pecker • pee-pee • pee stick • percy • peter • piece of pork • pink oboe • pole • pork sword • prick • purple-headed trouser snake • pussy plunger • rod • root • salty dog • schlong • skin flute • spunk stick • stiffy • throbber • throbbing python of love • tool • trouser trout • wanker • wee-wee • weiner • weinie • wife's best friend • willy • woody

AfterElton.com publishes lists of the top 50 gay films ever based on reader polls.

Here's the 2009 list:

1 Brokeback Mountain (2005) 2 Shelter (2007) 3 Latter Days (2003) 4 Milk (2008) 5 A Beautiful Thing (1996) 6 Get Real (1998) 7 Maurice (1987) 8 Were the World Mine (2008) 9 Trick (1999) 10 Juste Une Question D'amour (Just a Question of Love) (2000) 11 Big Eden (2000) 12 The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) 13 Torch Song Trilogy (1988) 14 Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom (2008) 15 Broken Hearts Club (2000) 16 Angels in America (2003) 17 Longtime Companion (1990) 18 Jeffrey (1995) 19 Sommersturm (2004) 20 All Over the Guy (2001) 21 Mysterious Skin (2004) 22 Philadelphia(1993) 23 Burnt Money (2000) 24 Birdcage (1996) 25 Edge of Seventeen (1998) 26 My Beautiful Laundrette (1985) 27 Boy Culture (2006) 28 Parting Glances (1986) 29 Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) 30 The Trip (2002) 31 Shortbus (2006) 32 The Boys in the Band (1970) 33 Yossi and Jagger (2002) 34 Another Gay Movie (2006) 35 The Bubble (2006) 36 The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 37 C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005) 38 Coffee Date (2006) 39 Making Love (1982) 40 Prayers for Bobby (2009) 41 East Side Story (2006) 42 Love Songs (Les Chansons D'Amour) (2007) 43 Mambo Italiano (2003) 44 Adam & Steve (2005) 45 In and Out (1997) 46 My Own Private Idaho (1991) 47 Rent Count (2005) 48 Eating Out (2004) 49 Mulligans (2008) 50 Transamerica (2005)