Friday, 29 October 2010

BRING IT ON TOMORROW- new lyric for THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED

QUEER MESSIAH UNCUT
Image by CM for eye2eyedesigns international
Copyright 2010 All Rights Reserved.



BRING IT ON TOMORROW

I’ve been busy working on my superficial surface
I’ve been buffing up my gay look to a party shine
It’s all a chuffing nightmare but bloody well worth it
If the gloss deceives the world I’m still thirty nine.

Forty years on this fabulous scene who’d have thought it?
Been there, done it, had him- I was way before my time.
Fifty six is pushing it-  trying to pass off as nubile rent.
I’m no liar, still an arse for hire, bent one hundred percent.

Bent one hundred per cent sweet baby
Just the way your gay God made me
Born to suck cock born to fuck fucking chuff
Born to cruise the streets coz love’s never enough
Loves not enough when sex is all there is

Yes there were sordid times, the torrid squalid crimes
Of fashion matched by horrid crimes of passion hatched
In bar back-rooms wanking stranger’s todgers in the gloom
Being robbed by cunts who’d caught your eye made you swoon.

Oh! In every bugger’s life there are countless painful moments
Time when you wish time would monsoon down the drain
When you say off the cuff shit in a couldn’t care less way-
Bring it on tomorrow- you can’t come fucking soon enough.

Bent one hundred per cent sweet baby
Just the way your gay God made me
Born to suck cock born to fucking fuck chuff
Born to cruise the streets coz love’s never enough
Loves not enough when sex is all there is


Written by Chris Madoch © 2010 All Rights Reserved as a possible lyric for THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED and Lee Harding’s musical composition.


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