Tuesday, 30 October 2012
CHRIS MADOCH WORLD- uncompromising biting wit and crit unfurled: HURRICANE SANDY and SEX WITH STRANGERS
CHRIS MADOCH WORLD- uncompromising biting wit and crit unfurled: HURRICANE SANDY and SEX WITH STRANGERS: 'The American Eastern Seaboard is in the critical thrall of a tremendous natural crisis. My sympathies. BUT- AND IT IS A BIG BUT Your...
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INFAMOUS EXPLICIT AND CONTENTIOUS CONTENT
- QUEER MESSIAH EXPLICIT AND CONTENTIOUS POETRY AND ...
- THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED- performance project, mu...
- CHRIS MADOCH ART
- THE QUEER MESSIAH'S GALLERY OF HOT GAY IMAGES
- QUEER MESSIAH SHORT FICTION
- THE QUEER MESSIAH QUOTE UNQUOTE
- QUEER MESSIAH JOURNALISM
- QUEER MESSIAH THE BOOK- RUMOURS FROM THE BALCONY
- STRICTLY SAPPHIC
HAVING A LAUGH
'Put your hands up any heteros in the house. Ah bless. Now put your fists up any gays in the house! Wow! That's more like it- marvellous. I've got this day job, a nice little earner- sales rep for KY Jelly. Look- I know it's a stretch madam but this is supposed to be a laugh. Don't tell me your self-lubricating you're in the OAP seats.' CM
'The fossil stand-up with a walking frame, John Rivers- who thinks jewellery should yell CHEAP louder than fucking canaries on acid said of Yoko Ono- if she found her floating in her pool then she'd punish her dog. I knew that heartless bitch could be cruel to dogs.' CM
THE RUMOUR-MONGERS TONGUE LASHING NEWS DESK
MORTAL INSTRUMENTS Such are the demands of Hollywood that Lily Collins has to continue to pretend that her former relationship with JCB is in fact alive. A little bird tells me it as a dead as a DODO which was a very big bird indeed. Ha. Just like the writer of Mortal Instruments. Believe me the best thing about this movie franchise will be LILY COLLINS who has just delivered the performance of her life in the soon to be released LOVE ROSIE. An Oscar nomination beckons I reckon. And yes, I am in a position to know. THE NEXT LAME DEVELOPMENT IN SELF-PUBLISHING Saddo outfits such as the much fanned ONEIROS BOOKS actually self-publish authors who are too cowardly, lazy, lousy or inept to self-publish themselves. HILARIOUS. Of course you have to get through the onerous filtering processes. Licking arse helps. Judging by this house's nauseatingly variable standard of output the filters in place are utterly worthless. The poetry editor has no understanding of POETRY per se and is a piss-poor poet by any standard. They openly applaud themselves for being revolutionary. Pathetic. They are but a further evolution of the self-affirmation model and the modernly sociopathic ego. Steer clear. Do not indulge their risible waste of tree.
QUEER MESSIAH BANNED PLAYER
This is where the first tracks for the new band will shortly appear but meanwhile I will be showcasing songs from prior collaborations- this first one CALIFORNIAN QUEEN is from the album CERULEAN BLUE that I wrote with the genius Dominic Shaw. I do the spoken word and he does the lead vocals and instruments. He is not a gay man and is now heavily into ambient music. The album was loved by Phil Collins, Hit and Run Music and EMI- but eight years ago no-one had any idea how to market it.