Friday 17 August 2012

Saturday 4 August 2012

THE FATE OF 'THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED'

'A silence has followed my recent unilateral decision to split from the rock/pop music collaboration THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED'- a concept I had solely created. Working relationships do reach unavoidable breaking points and sadly some of these prove to be utterly insurmountable.
After fifteen years of attempting to work creatively and sympathetically with musos I finally took the advice of my closest friends and realised that my past and present experiences with these people had indeed proven that they do not share my work ethic or utterly embrace my understanding of what a collaboration is. What they had brought to my life with a remarkable consistency was a vast list of disappointments and a particularly unfriendly catalogue of broken promises.
My biggest beef with all these people was that unfailingly they promised what they were not, in the final analysis, prepared to deliver. My recent grief was that my latest collaborator had taken it upon himself, without any reference to me, to publicly via the internet promise the launch of both an E.P. and an Album according to a specific timeline. These were promises made on my behalf which were subsequently broken not by me but by him. That is reprehensible.
I am deeply disappointed that I have been involved a project which specifically promised something it was unable to deliver. For that I apologise without reserve. Despite it being a 'collaboration' such immense decisions had been taken out of my hands.

My collaborator- the composer, the instrumentalist and vocalist also appeared intent to take it upon himself to make the unilateral decision to appoint himself the sole art director for the project. He posted many examples of his approach to artwork for The Queer Messiah Banned without seeking any 'proof' approval from me. That is also reprehensible in the context of a collaboration. The fact is that I liked very little of it. Our tastes in these matters are polarised.



I have learned to be very elastic with my patience with regard to musos- it does seem that they are very fond of having their own way: hence the modern phenomenon of the ubquitous singer-songwriter; they all believe that they can do it all. So be it. Then never collaborate.

I checked my meticulously kept contact record- 95% of the time contact was initiated by myself. This is never a great indicator.

The final straw came when I realised that in a very ill-advised comment posted by him publicly on Facebook all empathy and respect for me had totally dissipated. Pulling the plug was extremely difficult but it was my trusted advisers who forced my hand. The Queer Messiah Banned is now The Queer Messiah Banned That Was.

I shall never work with a rock/pop musician or within that industry again. I do not trust it.

My best work in this area remains the concept album CERULEAN BLUE which I wrote with Dominic Shaw. I view that as an achievement- particularly in the context of its birth. Very many other people have been kind enough to express the view that it is a work of worth. It is not all negatives then though, inexplicably Dominic Shaw refuses to agree to release the album.

I wrote the entire script of that album and then the brilliant Dominic went to work on the music- I do believe that not a word needed to be changed. No excuses there. Just flawed genius.

My belief in the power of collaborations is dented rather than diminished and I have recently opted to join forces with the very accomplished satirist Mike Knowles in a number of varied projects under the name QUEER MESSIAH MEDIA.' CM





FUCK THE LGBTQ AGENDA SAYS BENDER


'Ho ho ho- far from having a LGBTQ AGENDA I would happily nuke the lot of the mealy mouthed self-interested bastards for all the good they actually do as a supposedly pro-active minority group: they are constant squabbling among themselves, are late starters and very rarely finish.


Compared to the smaller disabled lobby they are rank amateurs letting themselves be run by the elite gays and their 
sycophants who ply their lifestyle in London.

PLUS for everyone's info I am quite set against gay marriage being in any way imitative of heterosexual secular or religious marriage, those institutions are crocks and quite clearly not fit for purpose so who the fuck but an idiot would want them. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with being born a bastard- it is a very royal habit.



I profoundly loathe being labelled 'someone with a gay lifestyle'...I try not to be negatively detrimental about it BUT I just don't live my life like that. I would have dearly loved to have bettered the effectiveness of the LGBTQ profile in the UK but it is a very closed shop and many times they have quite disgracefully slammed the door in my face. There is so much show and flim and flam in that cauldron of egos it is thoroughly unbearable and I have not found an 'alternative' gay press that does not have to buy into it for commercial reasons. Pink Pound market forces are IMMENSELY strong and those who understandably exploit them for a secure profit play to the most shallow and common factors in our beleagured community. Then you have to factor in the tele-visual paradigms of what constitutes a family friendly gay icon- two types for before and after the watershed. I have quite given up save for the fact that it is ripe for satire in my new collaboration with the marvelous and splendidly misunderstood firmly heterosexual Mike Knowles- a great talent for human observation.'CM




Tuesday 10 July 2012

THE TIPPING POINT OR DICK-HEAD


THE TIPPING POINT


ON A 'DARK' DAY I RASHLY POSTED THIS ON MY FB PROFILE WALL:-

'My 'giving' account is vastly in debt and it is very clear that I and the world and his robber dog have been taking conscious advantage of my generosity for far too long. How stultifying, suffocating, disappointing and downright boring is that! I foresee no change to better MY situation. YOU go on concentrating fully on YOUR lot- you are clearly so blinkered it may well be all you've got. NOT MY PROBLEM!' CM

LEE HARDING: [a friend [ I thought ] and my co-collaborator on THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED music project which had been going for two years but had lately gone utterly moribund through no fault of my own.] swiftly replied:-

'Blimey, you ARE throwing your toys outta the pram aren't you! Have a rethink, dear mate - life CAN be a pile o' crap, but there ARE people who're having it worse than you or I - FACT.'

[At this juncture LH had no idea, no details of what very demanding real circumstances I was dealing with. And at no time was he going to enquire as to what the problem was- this from a 'friend' and a work colleague in a long-standing creative venture. Duh!]

CHRIS MADOCH:  'Like I need to be told that- it is something phenomenally unhelpful that I always make a point of refraining from telling anyone who is in pain or anguish. Shall I break my rule and try it on you next time you are in a dark place- you will not thank me for it. People experience various degrees of sufferance. They are clearly not me. Reminding patients of that banal fact is not part of the NHS Mental Health Handbook. You will be telling me to pull my socks up next. No wonder I despair.'

LEE HARDING:  'I'll leave you to wallow then Chris - there's obviously no bucking you up today, is there! I really don't need the condescention implicit in your little comment either, thanks. Get better soon. x'

CHRIS MADOCH: 'Mmm I think I deal with you 'wallowing' somewhat more constructively but I could be wrong, I very often am, particularly in relationships where it is me who does the bulk of all the positive driving. I have been here so many times before the signs have become a bit of a bore. Maybe I have an utterly archaic view of what a friendship is. The fact is that you have been insufferably insensitive. And, for your information, it is not a question of of getting better, BUT why would you know. You really have no idea and in the circumstances is far better for you not to comment at all. Yes I will be condescending when the occasion demands it and YOU thoughtlessly created that occasion.'

LEE HARDING: 'I really hope you're NOT saying you're "doing all the driving" with me - you KNOW the situation at this end. >:('

CHRIS MADOCH: 'In this instance you could have shown some sensitive circumspection- that is the least I would expect from a true friend, particularly since you are not in possession of the facts and seem not to want to be before you spout your mouth off. You complain about other people's bad behaviour soon enough. And yes, frankly I have had enough, I have had enough of many things, the multiplicity of disappointments in my life that are beyond my saving are way more than unbearable- it is pure torture. Now be a proper friend or get the fuck off my case.'

['Lee Harding had only been back on Facebook for two days after a ten day voluntary absence from the social network which had so upset him- someone had been less than kind to him. One has to wonder who exactly has the problem. It really does beggar belief- this guy is often in a dark place and I can say with total certainty that I have always been there for him empathising. It would never ever have occurred to me to say to him in any one of our weekly calls [always made by me] that he is wallowing in his complex predicament, throwing his toys out of the pram and should consider that there are many more people worse off than him. If I ever had done he would have hit the roof. Well this garrulous degree of double standards will not wash with me. No-one bullies me in such a thoughtless and insensitive way.
Nail number thirteen in the coffin of the cursed Queer Messiah Banned.
Nails six to twelve the broken promises and undertakings, all of which I believed.
Nails one to five the disappointments.
To add to the difficulties none of the artwork for The Queer Messiah Banned had anything to do with me ever and never was subject to my approval- Lee Harding unilaterally made that his sole province. The direction it was going in was not exactly to my liking.
All that to one side, the cracks had appeared over time and it needed just one electrifying piece of abusive interaction to signal the end. That end came today 10 July 2012 and all I feel is immense relief. I shall never return to a creative collaboration with a rock/pop musician ever again.
I am perfectly happy with what I achieved with Dominic Shaw on the album Cerulean Blue. As a Poet and a writer of poetic literary fiction my door remains open to classical composers who share my passion and work ethic.' CM]



THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED crumbles

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Queermessiah-Banned-global-brand/201206146675464?ref=ts

Thursday 2 February 2012

GAY MARRIAGE: SAD MIMICRY OF A DELUDED MOCKERY




'I defy anyone to find me a persuasive belt of human populous anywhere in the world whose practices would lead an anthropologist to conclude there does exist a modicum of evidence to support the myth of the SANCTITY of heterosexual marriage.

Given that CHRISTIANITY is listed as the the most widespread of all the religions or delusions you would think one would be spoiled for choice. Fact is it is a MYTH- wishful thinking on behalf of all those getting betrothed in the NORMAL way in the western world today.

Your heterosexual marriage of SANCTITY will last on average only 7yrs at the current statistical rate- by then you will have had children. Those children will be brought up in the bitter ambience of a broken home. Now- I would not ever wish to presume to second guess a God. But don't you think that outcome somewhat odd.

In fact it is utter gender facism for heterosexuals to abbregate sanctity to their very particular bonding and their bonding alone. Clearly heterosexual oaths are not intended to be kept- how fashionable it is to find some pretext to make a risable lie sound plausibly honest. And obviously child care is not the core issue that clerics and politicians would have it be. The facts simply do not stack up.

The old model of family is profoundly under question as the only and the best way of multiplying the human race. The answer is singularly unpalatable to those it is staring squarely in the face. There is a brilliant, exciting and invigorating future BUT the the old ways will not play much of a part in it.

I just want to add at this point that I do have the greatest respect for people who recognise their mistakes, get divorced and move on whilst managing to prioritise the welfare of their children for as long as is necessary- that is no easy accomplishment. And I do have a reasonable respect for those heteros in marriages of longevity BUT [ there is alway a but ] a great number of such marriages have involved the woman being 'bondaged' to a large degree to an outmoded paradugm of how to be. Admittedly in most cases she will have chosen this to be the case- and here's another BUT, how will we ever know.

IF hundreds and thousands of women have freely elected to be 'imprisoned' in a marriage of longevity then I fail to see what the most vociferous feminist is ever going to do about it. I am personally a great proponent of increased rights for women and always have been. BUT [ another one ] I have always argued that had the hard-core lesbian led feminist movement had been less self-centric and blinkered they may have sought to free the male population from the burden of responsibility that men traditionally carry within conventional society. My contention is that had they done so they would have advanced the cause of women 100% further than they already have.

It would seem to me that not as many women as are cited by the feminist movement are quite ready to surrender the benefits that being betrothed and BEHOLDEN to a financially advantaged man offer them.

I myself enjoy a Civil Partnership in the UK with my partner of 27yrs [ twenty seven years]: we have joint full and enduring powers of attorney over each other; adding such legalities together pretty much knocks run of the mill heterosexual marriages into a cocked hat. I always advise my gay friends, when asked, to steer very clear away of mimicking an institution which has already become a laughing stock. There are newer and better ways of doing things.

The rub is diabolical God and religion or delusion as I prefer to call it. I perfectly well understand why a gay couple who are deludedly believers in some man-made crackpot faith or other would want to wed under the auspices of such a cult. But do play the game- these ancient clubs have rules to which they are religiously devoted.

It is a far simpler and swifter arrangement to create your own club of mad-cap delusion where YOU set the rules from the outset. There are a number of self-help books on this matter currently in print.' CM

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HAVING A LAUGH

‎'Put your hands up any heteros in the house. Ah bless. Now put your fists up any gays in the house! Wow! That's more like it- marvellous. I've got this day job, a nice little earner- sales rep for KY Jelly. Look- I know it's a stretch madam but this is supposed to be a laugh. Don't tell me your self-lubricating you're in the OAP seats.' CM


'The fossil stand-up with a walking frame, John Rivers- who thinks jewellery should yell CHEAP louder than fucking canaries on acid said of Yoko Ono- if she found her floating in her pool then she'd punish her dog. I knew that heartless bitch could be cruel to dogs.' CM

THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED

THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED
Soon to be in an HMV store near you- we wish. NO CHANCE this version with Lee Plonker was disbanded. It has risen like a phoenix from the fires of disappointment though. YAY!

DUREX TINGLE LUBE

DUREX TINGLE LUBE
It works. Course I have. Fab.

THE RUMOUR-MONGERS TONGUE LASHING NEWS DESK

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS Such are the demands of Hollywood that Lily Collins has to continue to pretend that her former relationship with JCB is in fact alive. A little bird tells me it as a dead as a DODO which was a very big bird indeed. Ha. Just like the writer of Mortal Instruments. Believe me the best thing about this movie franchise will be LILY COLLINS who has just delivered the performance of her life in the soon to be released LOVE ROSIE. An Oscar nomination beckons I reckon. And yes, I am in a position to know. THE NEXT LAME DEVELOPMENT IN SELF-PUBLISHING Saddo outfits such as the much fanned ONEIROS BOOKS actually self-publish authors who are too cowardly, lazy, lousy or inept to self-publish themselves. HILARIOUS. Of course you have to get through the onerous filtering processes. Licking arse helps. Judging by this house's nauseatingly variable standard of output the filters in place are utterly worthless. The poetry editor has no understanding of POETRY per se and is a piss-poor poet by any standard. They openly applaud themselves for being revolutionary. Pathetic. They are but a further evolution of the self-affirmation model and the modernly sociopathic ego. Steer clear. Do not indulge their risible waste of tree.

ALWAYS PRACTICE

ALWAYS PRACTICE
until you're absolutely perfect at it.

HAVE FUN

HAVE FUN
with the total freedom to be and love who you are without complaint or restraint.

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THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED


QUEER MESSIAH BANNED PLAYER

This is where the first tracks for the new band will shortly appear but meanwhile I will be showcasing songs from prior collaborations- this first one CALIFORNIAN QUEEN is from the album CERULEAN BLUE that I wrote with the genius Dominic Shaw. I do the spoken word and he does the lead vocals and instruments. He is not a gay man and is now heavily into ambient music. The album was loved by Phil Collins, Hit and Run Music and EMI- but eight years ago no-one had any idea how to market it.