THE QUEER MESSIAH QUOTE UNQUOTE

'You can only write well and deserve to be published if you possess this- a passionate obsession equal to a cornered empath trying to save the last of an endangered species from a raging forest fire, whilst all you have at your disposal are body fluids- blood, sweat, piss, ejaculate, spittle, tears and thought. I’d happily burn books writ on less.' CM




'Our epoch is unquestionably shit and if you think that is absurd then you must be an arse licking turd: future historians will label it The Sewerage of Crapitalism.' CM




'To bathe in the malign light of mass acclaim I would have to relinquish membership of all the minorities that life has made me a member of, added to which I would have to spontaneously forget how to do joined up writing or use any word of more than three syllables, self-decapitation might help.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™




'If there is a God then you are IT but only if you can manage to completely reinvent yourself every micro-second in perpetuity.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™




'We owe all we idiosyncratically are to a small star: beyond that irrefutable fact there lies 'the incomprehensible' which so many deluded men have pretended to know the truth of. What we cannot conceivably comprehend we cannot ever explain, define or make reference to- yet there is belief, the thief of reason. Only a believer dares to believe in the unbelievable.’ CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™




''It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.' said Krishnamurti- well it has almost been the death of me but I am defiantly breathing and agreeing with Ghandi who said 'First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then you win' Now is when the laughing ceases.' CM





‘Being in the presence of half-hearted art is far worse than having safe and satisfying sex with a stranger- with the sex at least you get to get a rush of endorphins instead of looking puzzled and thinking to yourself who gives a fuck.’ CM




‘If you knew but half of all the hidden truth you would relinquish every belief and extinguish hope in a heartbeat; that would turn you from the farmed cash-cow that you are now into something blissfully undomesticated.’ CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™




'Many people are still so deeply unforgiving that given the chance they would not allow the extraordinary to live. In the likely event that it comes down to the survival of the 'fittest' then be wary all you learned gits, you pacifists, you wits, you poets and silly physicists.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™



 

'The fabled Christ saw the beauty in the rotting carcass of a dog- an insight quite beyond his disciples. It is one of the very few parts of the Bible that I love. The poet and earthling me understands it totally. Few priests or practising Christians do. Maybe they should practise more, better or differently.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™



 

'Approx 50% of medical photos taken of pre-operative anal pustules bear uncanny resemblances to the face of Christ- these are never published. Not so the ubiquitous slices of toast graced by images of the Holy Ghost which plague the gutter press. The masses seem to be choosy about their delusions.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™




'Handsome Death has me by the balls but we're not making out- the climax in prospect will be marked by breathlessness and an irresistible evacuation. Such is going as opposed to coming.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™



 

'What excites me is that despotism and religion seems to have been foisted on the 12 thousand year timeline of LESSER mankind by some other elite bio-mechanical agency which has since, quite understandably, had other fish to fry and left us high and dry.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™



 

'I dare to suspect that there's a secret billionaire's lunch club somewhere whose epicurean entertainment is to dine on virtually extinct species- poets say, or virgins.' CM



'Unfortunately, when you are dead, the first thing to strike you will be the really irritating truth that there was never ever any point in exercising restraint in anything; the second thing will be the fact that you are dead- just dead, just stuff to be recycled.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™






'No really..your cock IS big, smaller than mine but big nevertheless.' CM








·  'Sorry, but- "You may live somewhat longer than our first estimates." is not what I came here to hear.' CM






·  'You want to publish me. Is that a fact? Well put it in writing! The kind of fucking writing that's called a contract.' CM






·  'On the internet the regrettably inept can get the mindclap for their crap, cyber applause for being bereft of real talent. How very progressive.' CM






·  'Delusional conflagration seeds emotional and intellectual retardation..e.g..American social and moral education.' CM






·  'Capitalists are criminals constantly handling stolen goods.' CM






·  'My three daughters have devoured a wide diversity of men most of whom had at least two things in common- dicks and bullshitting.'





·  'My gene pool hell bubbles with trouble like a Jacuzzi in a sex hotel.' CM




 


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SERIOUSLY- SOME OF US ARE STILL KILLED FOR LOVE

HAVING A LAUGH

‎'Put your hands up any heteros in the house. Ah bless. Now put your fists up any gays in the house! Wow! That's more like it- marvellous. I've got this day job, a nice little earner- sales rep for KY Jelly. Look- I know it's a stretch madam but this is supposed to be a laugh. Don't tell me your self-lubricating you're in the OAP seats.' CM


'The fossil stand-up with a walking frame, John Rivers- who thinks jewellery should yell CHEAP louder than fucking canaries on acid said of Yoko Ono- if she found her floating in her pool then she'd punish her dog. I knew that heartless bitch could be cruel to dogs.' CM

THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED

THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED
Soon to be in an HMV store near you- we wish. NO CHANCE this version with Lee Plonker was disbanded. It has risen like a phoenix from the fires of disappointment though. YAY!

DUREX TINGLE LUBE

DUREX TINGLE LUBE
It works. Course I have. Fab.

THE RUMOUR-MONGERS TONGUE LASHING NEWS DESK

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS Such are the demands of Hollywood that Lily Collins has to continue to pretend that her former relationship with JCB is in fact alive. A little bird tells me it as a dead as a DODO which was a very big bird indeed. Ha. Just like the writer of Mortal Instruments. Believe me the best thing about this movie franchise will be LILY COLLINS who has just delivered the performance of her life in the soon to be released LOVE ROSIE. An Oscar nomination beckons I reckon. And yes, I am in a position to know. THE NEXT LAME DEVELOPMENT IN SELF-PUBLISHING Saddo outfits such as the much fanned ONEIROS BOOKS actually self-publish authors who are too cowardly, lazy, lousy or inept to self-publish themselves. HILARIOUS. Of course you have to get through the onerous filtering processes. Licking arse helps. Judging by this house's nauseatingly variable standard of output the filters in place are utterly worthless. The poetry editor has no understanding of POETRY per se and is a piss-poor poet by any standard. They openly applaud themselves for being revolutionary. Pathetic. They are but a further evolution of the self-affirmation model and the modernly sociopathic ego. Steer clear. Do not indulge their risible waste of tree.

ALWAYS PRACTICE

ALWAYS PRACTICE
until you're absolutely perfect at it.

HAVE FUN

HAVE FUN
with the total freedom to be and love who you are without complaint or restraint.

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THE QUEER MESSIAH BANNED


QUEER MESSIAH BANNED PLAYER

This is where the first tracks for the new band will shortly appear but meanwhile I will be showcasing songs from prior collaborations- this first one CALIFORNIAN QUEEN is from the album CERULEAN BLUE that I wrote with the genius Dominic Shaw. I do the spoken word and he does the lead vocals and instruments. He is not a gay man and is now heavily into ambient music. The album was loved by Phil Collins, Hit and Run Music and EMI- but eight years ago no-one had any idea how to market it.