'You can only write well and deserve to be published if you possess this- a passionate obsession equal to a cornered empath trying to save the last of an endangered species from a raging forest fire, whilst all you have at your disposal are body fluids- blood, sweat, piss, ejaculate, spittle, tears and thought. I’d happily burn books writ on less.' CM
'Our epoch is unquestionably shit and if you think that is absurd then you must be an arse licking turd: future historians will label it The Sewerage of Crapitalism.' CM
'To bathe in the malign light of mass acclaim I would have to relinquish membership of all the minorities that life has made me a member of, added to which I would have to spontaneously forget how to do joined up writing or use any word of more than three syllables, self-decapitation might help.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'If there is a God then you are IT but only if you can manage to completely reinvent yourself every micro-second in perpetuity.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'We owe all we idiosyncratically are to a small star: beyond that irrefutable fact there lies 'the incomprehensible' which so many deluded men have pretended to know the truth of. What we cannot conceivably comprehend we cannot ever explain, define or make reference to- yet there is belief, the thief of reason. Only a believer dares to believe in the unbelievable.’ CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
''It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.' said Krishnamurti- well it has almost been the death of me but I am defiantly breathing and agreeing with Ghandi who said 'First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then you win' Now is when the laughing ceases.' CM
‘Being in the presence of half-hearted art is far worse than having safe and satisfying sex with a stranger- with the sex at least you get to get a rush of endorphins instead of looking puzzled and thinking to yourself who gives a fuck.’ CM
‘If you knew but half of all the hidden truth you would relinquish every belief and extinguish hope in a heartbeat; that would turn you from the farmed cash-cow that you are now into something blissfully undomesticated.’ CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'Many people are still so deeply unforgiving that given the chance they would not allow the extraordinary to live. In the likely event that it comes down to the survival of the 'fittest' then be wary all you learned gits, you pacifists, you wits, you poets and silly physicists.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'The fabled Christ saw the beauty in the rotting carcass of a dog- an insight quite beyond his disciples. It is one of the very few parts of the Bible that I love. The poet and earthling me understands it totally. Few priests or practising Christians do. Maybe they should practise more, better or differently.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'Approx 50% of medical photos taken of pre-operative anal pustules bear uncanny resemblances to the face of Christ- these are never published. Not so the ubiquitous slices of toast graced by images of the Holy Ghost which plague the gutter press. The masses seem to be choosy about their delusions.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'Handsome Death has me by the balls but we're not making out- the climax in prospect will be marked by breathlessness and an irresistible evacuation. Such is going as opposed to coming.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'What excites me is that despotism and religion seems to have been foisted on the 12 thousand year timeline of LESSER mankind by some other elite bio-mechanical agency which has since, quite understandably, had other fish to fry and left us high and dry.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'I dare to suspect that there's a secret billionaire's lunch club somewhere whose epicurean entertainment is to dine on virtually extinct species- poets say, or virgins.' CM
'Unfortunately, when you are dead, the first thing to strike you will be the really irritating truth that there was never ever any point in exercising restraint in anything; the second thing will be the fact that you are dead- just dead, just stuff to be recycled.' CM THE QUEER MESSIAH™
'No really..your cock IS big, smaller than mine but big nevertheless.' CM
'No really..your cock IS big, smaller than mine but big nevertheless.' CM
· 'Sorry, but- "You may live somewhat longer than our first estimates." is not what I came here to hear.' CM
· 'You want to publish me. Is that a fact? Well put it in writing! The kind of fucking writing that's called a contract.' CM
· 'On the internet the regrettably inept can get the mindclap for their crap, cyber applause for being bereft of real talent. How very progressive.' CM
· 'Delusional conflagration seeds emotional and intellectual retardation..e.g..American social and moral education.' CM
· 'My three daughters have devoured a wide diversity of men most of whom had at least two things in common- dicks and bullshitting.'