Sunday 24 October 2010

DANCE ON MY SON- A possible lyric for the QUEER MESSIAH BANNED

Just a little bit stir crazy-
Gonna shift my ass hit the new by-pass
I’ll miss going nowhere.
And even though the sun is hazy
I wanna be dazzled by something or someone.

Please God don't let it be an angel-
I'm allergic to feathers they mess up my leathers.
Please please let him be a demon who can read my mind.
I'm so masturbational I'm half-way blind.
Come on! Be kind! Let your tongue unwind.

Rim me in a lay-by on the A29
Take me on your Harley to over a ton
Make me believe I am I really really am the holy one

The Gay Messiah of desire he loves everyone
You and you and you and you
God is gay and he wants to say to you
Dance on my son dance on, dance on my son dance on
The Gay Messiah of desire he loves everyone
You and you and you and you
God is gay and he wants to say to you
Dance on my son dance on, dance on my son dance on
                  
Written by Chris Madoch for THE QUEER MESSIAH BAND PROJECT
© 2010 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. MUSIC: Lee Harding.



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